Monday, August 24, 2009

Things that make me Angry Face: Guido's

Guido:
an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.

See also,

Douche:
a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.


Even if you've never heard the term "Guido" before, you know what I'm talking about, and I know you've all seen them. It's mostly an East Coast thing, but it's a plague spreading across the nation a little more each day.

I have no problem with people expressing themselves in different, and unique ways, but there are some things that just push the limit a little bit too far. When it gets to the point where your style has evolved into something that resembles an obsessive lifestyle, there's going to be some serious problems.


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