Thursday, September 17, 2009

Things that make me Angry Face: Celebrity Adoptions

You know what I fucking hate? Celebrities adopting babies from foreign countries. Do they honestly think they're doing a good thing? What about all the babies in America born to people who can't parent? Did they ever think about adopting an American baby? No, because these idiots are so convinced that people will care more if they adopt a foreign child.

There are children in this country, who are in situations much like the ones in Africa, Korea, Russia, China, and wherever else the baby markets are. I guess people don't think white babies need help. For fucks sake, it's not going to get you good behaviour points for taking a child from a third world country. It makes you look selfish, uncaring, and in general, like a huge fucking douchebag.

As someone who was adopted, and born in America, I think it's just plain stupid to think that they only place to get a child, is overseas. I guess celebrities are the exception, because I have yet to see one adopt a child who was born nationally. Really, are foreign children any better? Does owning one make you feel that much better about yourself?

This makes me more than just angry, it makes me livid. I hate, hate, HATE people like this. I guess it's because it's the trendy thing now, right? Are these adopted children a fashion statement? Is baby the new Gucci, or Versace? Well, are they? Sure seems like it.

Absolutely fucking pissed off, Zombie Julie


Saturday, September 12, 2009

Things that make me Angry Face: Sushi & Asian Trends.

I don't like sushi. Not in the least bit. I hate the smell, I hate the taste, and I hate the fact that people eat it just because it's trendy. I think I know a handful of people who actually like the taste, the rest eat it because it's Asian, and Asians are soooo hot right now, right? Not.

If I have no other choice, I'm able to choke down a roll or two, but I have to have a nice strong drink on hand, to choke that crap down my gullet. Lookswise, sushi is very cute and adorable and cuddly wuddly, but I'm not about to eat anything that smells and tastes like the dumpster behind a Red Lobster.

Another thing that bothers me? White people who want to be Asian. It's funny, because Asian people really don't like white people all that much, especially the "wapanese," i.e. people who think, act, and talk like Asians. Squinting your eyes and flashing the peace sign in pictures while saying "KAWAII" makes you neither cute nor Japanese. It makes you look like a tool.

Actually, white people trying to be anything other than white people is rather obnoxious. I guess people always want to be something different, or something other than what they were born to be.

Insightfully, Zombie Julie

P.S. I take all the credit for the above picture.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Things that make me Angry Face: More to Love

First of all, this picture doesn't really relate to the topic at hand, which is about the fat people love show on Fox Network, but I think it fits, in a way, and I like it.

Moving on, in case you didn't know, More to Love is a reality love show on TV, much like The Bachelor, and The Bachlorette, only instead of thin, beautiful people, it's about fat people. Same exact plot as The Bachelor, but it's oh so special, because we're making fat men and especially women feel good about themselves. The basis of the show is, a fat guy has to choose for himself the prettiest fat girl out of a giant herd.

This show is marketing itself as a breakthrough, because it's the first of it's kind, since I doubt anyone else out there thinks larger people can find love, especially fat women, because God knows, "No Fat Chicks." I've noticed that it's becoming a lot more normal to have fat people on reality TV, though usually in the form of weight loss. So in a sense, it's a good thing, because it's trying to tell people that size doesn't have to matter when it comes to looks, love and happiness.

This show is trying to make people believe that for this one fat single guy, looks don't matter, and it's what's on the inside that counts, but please, we all know no one would watch it. So like all reality TV, it's a beauty contest, which basically says, the thinnest fat girl will win. It's sad that you have to take these girls, who I'm sure know that their less than acceptable to the public, and submit them to things like swimsuit competions. There's nothing people these days like more than sex, and putting other people down for what they are outwardly, and this show does both.

Though it's not just the show to blame. It's these stupid girls who actually fell for it, that I have a problem with. Just because you're a big girl, does not mean you have to degrade yourself for love, by going on national TV, just to find a mate. What they don't realise is, they don't have to lower their standards for love, for a man, or for fame, and yet they think this is the only way they'll get anything. I guess people, especially women don't get is that the love of the opposite sex isn't the most important thing in the world. Everyone has the desire to love, and be loved, but seriously, there are much better ways than to find it on TV. Especially when we all know, these relationships never last.

I honestly thought fat people were supposed to be jolly, but I guess not. Instead of being so self-loathing, do something about it, or learn to be satisfied with what you have. And please, never ever let the world tell you who you should look like, love, or be.

Here, Zombie Julie.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Things that make me Angry Face: Over Population

I don't like children, but I have no problem with people having a few. I know that quite a few people get off on having a spawn of their own. It's important to keep the family line going, and let's face it, women love to brag about their babies.

However, I feel that there should be a limit on how many you should have. I think 4 should be the maximum for the traditional working family. Though once in awhile you come across people who think that it's their duty to have more kids, or then you have the families where fertility treatments went haywire. Example being Jon&K8, or Octomom, two stupid women who weren't content to have a normal sized family, and so in turn fucked around with their womb meats, and now, sadly, have more kids that should be allowed. But then again you have the Duggar family. Who are waiting on child number 19. That's right. Nineteen children, because they feel it's their duty to breed like rabbits. It wouldn't be so bad, if they didn't feel the need to have a reality show pay for everything they own, along with their church. If you're going to have that many children, take the responsibility and get a real job. I can't stress how much I hate seeing people like that getting a free ride, just because they couldn't keep their legs closed.

It bothers me so much, becuase there are children out their who need to be adopted, because they're from families who can't take care of them. Instead of bringing countless children into the world, because you just love kids soooo much, take in one that really needs a home. I understand that people want their own kids, but seriously, too much is too much.

Remember, it's a vagina, not a clown car. There is no sane reason to keep on having children. If you're doing it for religious reasons, you're not getting into heaven any faster.

Fed up, Zombie Julie