Monday, February 22, 2010

Things that make me Angry Face: Black History Month

Yes, I HATE the fact that February is called "Black History Month." No. NO I am not racist, no I do not hate black people. I think it's a great idea that we are recognizing a group of people who have done so much to help build our country. (aka America) What I don't like is why BHM is the only time we're acknowledging a minority.

What about the Chinese, who basically built the entire American rail road? How many of them lost their lives all for a country that probably at that time, didn't care if they lived or died.

What about the Immigrants from all over Europe who left their families, risked their health, endured poverty, famine, and the ignorance of Americans, and still had more pride, and who still worked harder for a country their hardly knew? What about them? Why don't we have Irish History Month, or Italian Pride Month? I'm sorry, but "Jersey Shore," and a St. Patrick's day parade aren't really cutting it.

What about the Japanese Americans, who during WWII, were forced into internment camps just because of their ancestry, why don't we care about them?

What about the Hispanics, who fight so hard to get into our country, so that they can work for barely anything, because we as Americans, are just too fucking lazy to do these shit jobs. Why do we waste so much of our time, complaining about how much we want them out of our country, about how lazy they are, when I sure as hell never see white people out in a field in the middle of the summer doing hard labour.
What about the Native Americans, who, you know, pretty much lost EVERYTHING they had, so that white people could come out on top? Of all the people in this country who deserve our thanks, and gratitude, these are the people, people! But do we care, no.

So, I don't care if this country has a month dedicated to a certain group of people, I think it's wonderful for people to learn more about those who shaped our nation. I just don't think it's fair to be so damn exclusive.

And that's what makes me angry, because you can't build a country on the backs of one person, or one group of people. It takes all kinds, and I think they ALL deserve thanks.

Yours, ZJ


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Things that make me Angry Face: Feminism

This is something that has bothered me for a long time.

Feminism. Or, better known as Feminazism.

And why is this something that makes me angry? Because women want equal treatment, yet at the same time, expect to be treated better than men.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a female, 100 percent, and yet I have come to the conclusion, that maybe women aren't as good as men. I accept that. I deal with it, and you know what? I'm perfectly happy with that fact.

What's that, you have boobs and a vagina, and you give birth? Well woopdefriggen do, what are you expecting? A medal and a bigger paycheck? Think again, you stupid twats.

Women all over this country, (America, anyways) expect to be treated just like their male counterparts, yet God-forbid, actually get the same treatment. You still want men to hold the door open for you, to walk on the outside of the sidewalk, to pay for your dinner, to compliment you, to carry your purse, and buy your tampons, because even though you're the one who's bleeding, you'll be damned if you miss your shows, or that sale at Bloomies.

What have women done for men lately, besides complain about everything they do? Make dinner, do the laundry? No, not really. Maybe once in a while a woman will toss a frozen lasagna in the oven, but then it's back to spending your husbands money online! Oh those shoes are so cute, I have to have them! I don't care that I don't bring in any money to the house, it's all about me and what I want!

Ladies, listen. You want to be treated like a man, then honey, you can work like a man. Let's face it, how often do you see a woman working construction, or as a commercial fisherman? Or even as a trash collector? Oh that's right. Almost never. Because you don't want to ruin your nails! Well then, don't expect equal rights! Get out there, get dirty, and maybe you'll get better treatment.

And you know what else bothers me? Women who sexually harass men, and yet don't get punished for it. And yes, it does happen, it's just not as reported as it should be. So it's OK for a woman to ogle a man, and wonder aloud how big his package is, or even slap him on the rear, but heavens no! If a man asks a chick if her tits are real, or stares too long when she bends over, alert the police! Ladies, get over yourself. You can't expect to be treated equally, if you aren't willing to be held to the same standards.

And let's move on to my favorite topic. Domestic abuse. Yes, when a man hits a woman for no reason, that is wrong. And yes, he deserves to be punished, as should any unprovoked physical violence. But when a woman hits a man, well, that's OK. Because she's a lady! Well news flash, Sister. If you can throw a punch, you can sure as hell take one. Don't whine about men not giving you the respect you think you deserve, if you're not willing to accept the consequences.

Prove that you're just as good as a man! Don't think that just because traditionally you're the "weaker sex," that you have to act like it. Get dirty, learn to change the oil in your car, and maybe work over time at work for a change.

If you don't want a man to call you a cunt, don't act like one.

Exceptionally brilliant,
Zombie Julie


Friday, October 16, 2009

Things that make me Angry Face: The Blame Game

I sincerely hate it when people feel the need to blame other people/things/situations for their problems.

What, there was a school shooting, and the goth kids were involved? Well then by golly is must be video games and heavy metal! Seriously? Are you taking stupid pills?!

I cut because my life isn't going how I want it to, and my stepdad took away my eyeliner pencil! News flash, LIFE ISN'T FAIR.

I'm on welfare with six kids, a husband who drinks away out money, and living in a trailer! Get a job, you deadbeat. And keep your legs closed.

I'm fat because my parents didn't care what I ate! Oh fuck you, you fat fuck, it's called walking, do more of it.

Girls have low self esteem because of the way media portrays how they think they should look! No, girls have low self esteem because they're stupid bitches who don't know when to put down the Cosmo.

People need to start to taking responsibility for their own actions, instead of making excuses for every bad thing that happens to them. Yes, sometimes it sucks owning up to whatever bad thing that happened, but that's how being an adult human being works.

I know daddy drinks because you cry, but that's your own fault now, isn't it?

Yours, Zombie Julie


Thursday, September 17, 2009

Things that make me Angry Face: Celebrity Adoptions

You know what I fucking hate? Celebrities adopting babies from foreign countries. Do they honestly think they're doing a good thing? What about all the babies in America born to people who can't parent? Did they ever think about adopting an American baby? No, because these idiots are so convinced that people will care more if they adopt a foreign child.

There are children in this country, who are in situations much like the ones in Africa, Korea, Russia, China, and wherever else the baby markets are. I guess people don't think white babies need help. For fucks sake, it's not going to get you good behaviour points for taking a child from a third world country. It makes you look selfish, uncaring, and in general, like a huge fucking douchebag.

As someone who was adopted, and born in America, I think it's just plain stupid to think that they only place to get a child, is overseas. I guess celebrities are the exception, because I have yet to see one adopt a child who was born nationally. Really, are foreign children any better? Does owning one make you feel that much better about yourself?

This makes me more than just angry, it makes me livid. I hate, hate, HATE people like this. I guess it's because it's the trendy thing now, right? Are these adopted children a fashion statement? Is baby the new Gucci, or Versace? Well, are they? Sure seems like it.

Absolutely fucking pissed off, Zombie Julie


Saturday, September 12, 2009

Things that make me Angry Face: Sushi & Asian Trends.

I don't like sushi. Not in the least bit. I hate the smell, I hate the taste, and I hate the fact that people eat it just because it's trendy. I think I know a handful of people who actually like the taste, the rest eat it because it's Asian, and Asians are soooo hot right now, right? Not.

If I have no other choice, I'm able to choke down a roll or two, but I have to have a nice strong drink on hand, to choke that crap down my gullet. Lookswise, sushi is very cute and adorable and cuddly wuddly, but I'm not about to eat anything that smells and tastes like the dumpster behind a Red Lobster.

Another thing that bothers me? White people who want to be Asian. It's funny, because Asian people really don't like white people all that much, especially the "wapanese," i.e. people who think, act, and talk like Asians. Squinting your eyes and flashing the peace sign in pictures while saying "KAWAII" makes you neither cute nor Japanese. It makes you look like a tool.

Actually, white people trying to be anything other than white people is rather obnoxious. I guess people always want to be something different, or something other than what they were born to be.

Insightfully, Zombie Julie

P.S. I take all the credit for the above picture.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Things that make me Angry Face: More to Love

First of all, this picture doesn't really relate to the topic at hand, which is about the fat people love show on Fox Network, but I think it fits, in a way, and I like it.

Moving on, in case you didn't know, More to Love is a reality love show on TV, much like The Bachelor, and The Bachlorette, only instead of thin, beautiful people, it's about fat people. Same exact plot as The Bachelor, but it's oh so special, because we're making fat men and especially women feel good about themselves. The basis of the show is, a fat guy has to choose for himself the prettiest fat girl out of a giant herd.

This show is marketing itself as a breakthrough, because it's the first of it's kind, since I doubt anyone else out there thinks larger people can find love, especially fat women, because God knows, "No Fat Chicks." I've noticed that it's becoming a lot more normal to have fat people on reality TV, though usually in the form of weight loss. So in a sense, it's a good thing, because it's trying to tell people that size doesn't have to matter when it comes to looks, love and happiness.

This show is trying to make people believe that for this one fat single guy, looks don't matter, and it's what's on the inside that counts, but please, we all know no one would watch it. So like all reality TV, it's a beauty contest, which basically says, the thinnest fat girl will win. It's sad that you have to take these girls, who I'm sure know that their less than acceptable to the public, and submit them to things like swimsuit competions. There's nothing people these days like more than sex, and putting other people down for what they are outwardly, and this show does both.

Though it's not just the show to blame. It's these stupid girls who actually fell for it, that I have a problem with. Just because you're a big girl, does not mean you have to degrade yourself for love, by going on national TV, just to find a mate. What they don't realise is, they don't have to lower their standards for love, for a man, or for fame, and yet they think this is the only way they'll get anything. I guess people, especially women don't get is that the love of the opposite sex isn't the most important thing in the world. Everyone has the desire to love, and be loved, but seriously, there are much better ways than to find it on TV. Especially when we all know, these relationships never last.

I honestly thought fat people were supposed to be jolly, but I guess not. Instead of being so self-loathing, do something about it, or learn to be satisfied with what you have. And please, never ever let the world tell you who you should look like, love, or be.

Here, Zombie Julie.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Things that make me Angry Face: Over Population

I don't like children, but I have no problem with people having a few. I know that quite a few people get off on having a spawn of their own. It's important to keep the family line going, and let's face it, women love to brag about their babies.

However, I feel that there should be a limit on how many you should have. I think 4 should be the maximum for the traditional working family. Though once in awhile you come across people who think that it's their duty to have more kids, or then you have the families where fertility treatments went haywire. Example being Jon&K8, or Octomom, two stupid women who weren't content to have a normal sized family, and so in turn fucked around with their womb meats, and now, sadly, have more kids that should be allowed. But then again you have the Duggar family. Who are waiting on child number 19. That's right. Nineteen children, because they feel it's their duty to breed like rabbits. It wouldn't be so bad, if they didn't feel the need to have a reality show pay for everything they own, along with their church. If you're going to have that many children, take the responsibility and get a real job. I can't stress how much I hate seeing people like that getting a free ride, just because they couldn't keep their legs closed.

It bothers me so much, becuase there are children out their who need to be adopted, because they're from families who can't take care of them. Instead of bringing countless children into the world, because you just love kids soooo much, take in one that really needs a home. I understand that people want their own kids, but seriously, too much is too much.

Remember, it's a vagina, not a clown car. There is no sane reason to keep on having children. If you're doing it for religious reasons, you're not getting into heaven any faster.

Fed up, Zombie Julie